When we noticed Eric Cantona was trending on social media, we thought it must be something to do with the Manchester derby.
So we headed over to The King’s Instagram, expecting some kind of motivational speech about how Manchester United can rise from their ruins to beat fierce rivals City.
Instead, we found a brutally-erect penis smashing through a raw egg – and now our eyes are burning.
No words accompanied the post, just Cantona’s blank expression as he filmed himself playing the clip on a tablet.
At this point, we’d love to offer some kind of explanation, we really would. But there simply isn’t one. We’ve all got egg on our face.
United fans are confused enough ahead of tonight’s fixture. The Red Devils could inadvertently gift the title to bitter rivals Liverpool with victory over City at Old Trafford.
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